It Must Be Magic is the euphoric feeling I got the first time I listened to the Teena Marie album of the same title. I hope anyone who reads my blog will share with me in that feeling.
So before I could wipe the sleep out of my eyes good this morning, Twitter was in a frenzy over a new Pusha T record. Pusha T, half of The Clips, now signed to Kanye West's G.O.O.D. Music label dropped a new track: Exodus 23:1.
Now the biblical nerd in me immediately searched the verse to see what this track may or may not be about. The New Living Translation for Exodus 23:1 states:
“You must not pass along false rumors. You must not cooperate with evil people by lying on the witness stand.
The King James version translates:
“You shall not circulate a false report. Do not put your hand with the wicked to be an unrighteous witness.
I thought, who's passing along false rumors? Who's the liar? Who's cooperating with evildoers?
Then before I could get to work, the word out was that he was low-key dissing Drake and Young Money, because of a line Drake said on the Amen track with Meek Mill:
“G.O.O.D ain’t good enough, and your hood ain’t hood enough” – Drake
Then Lil Wayne tweeted:
Fuk pusha t and anybody that love em
(Those are his typos and all)
So, I listened to the track.
The track itself is cool. It's not overwhelming or bad, it's just cool. But I couldn't help but pay attention to Pusha T's tone on the record. It's clear, he ain't feeling those Young Money cats. And so it begins, you already know, Weezy or Drake, or Tyga or whomever feels like it from YMCMB will respond. If I may, I'm putting my money on G.O.O.D., it's just undeniably more talent on that side. As Bernie Mac would ask, "Who you wit?"
So, a couple of weeks ago, the Internet was all BEFUDDLED over a video on YouTube from user: "CripplewithSwag" over her "My Vagina Ain't Handicapped" video. She appears to be a handicapped girl, who decided to rap about how although she's crippled, her vagina isn't....
.
So a few weeks later, fellow YouTube user: "Brian Bee" decided to address the video with his Coochieness character, which was quite funny by the way...
Now some people were feeling some type of way regarding Coochieness addressing someone who is crippled. Although, she did put herself out there with the whole vagina ain't handicapped flow. (She even thanked Based God...I can't!)
Well apparently, CrippleWithSwag didn't appreciate the Coochieness video and responded.
She responded with another rap!
What she didn't realize is that Brian is OUT THERE! He took it personally, and made a video response. No rap. I dare you not to laugh! I DARE YOU!
When he said, "I have never taken your parking space..." *DIED ALL OVER*
