Tuesday, August 30, 2011

Oh Really Kim!

*le sigh*

For the past three months, the mainstream media has been on sensory overload with Kim Kardashian. First it was the engagement talks, endless articles about her finacee Kris Humphries, blah, blah, blah! Then it was the wedding this, and the wedding that. All the while, I have been trying to figure out why?

Does she want world peace and fights for it? Does she have a comprehensive balance to the American budget with a jobs plan? Can she sing, dance, rap, act really well? The answer to all of these questions is a resounding NO! So why is this chick famous? Stereotypical white girl with a black woman's body, who also happens to date rich black men and so there you have it. UNBELIEVABLE! Her family has parlayed this into riches. Now, they have a reality show, endorsements, fame...Americans really are stupid!

So, if that isn't enough. King "Sweet and Petite" a/k/a The Dream decided to record a record with her. And in case you were wondering, NO, she can't sing. (But neither could Kim off of the Atlanta Housewives). The song gets an F. But what is fascinating is that it will be used for a promo ad for....wait for it, KY JELLY!

Just bury me. Pile on the dirt and bury me.